Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural

Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose

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eating your food

Ordering the Old 96er is less a dinner choice and more a hostage negotiation between Chet's pride and his digestive system

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Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernaturalEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads